February 2012
Florida Weather
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
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lionelandresmessi:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
"Don’t you hate that? Uncomfortable silence. Why...
kostamajor:
— Pulp Fiction
Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love The Hunger Games!
Me:
Fan:
Me:
Fan: Hello? Well I know you've been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I've been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I'll just-
Me: I'VE DONE MY WAITING.
Fan: Wha-
Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
Fan: But it hasn't even been ou-
Me: IN AZKABAN.
I just want the movie already.
hijacked-peeta:
can you all just shut the fuck up
single people: boo hoo valentines day is bs its just a way to sell cards and chocolate and flowers
people in a relationship: like its not a big deal why are you whining ur just jealous 8)
What The Hunger Games is about: tyranny, revolution, courage, love, growing up, identity, poverty, hunger, class conflict, sacrifice
What the media thinks The Hunger Games is about: a steamy love triangle
January 2012